Boating 101

Three simple rules:

1. ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR CAPTAIN.

2. NO ILLEGAL DRUGS ALLOWED ONBOARD, (this includes Marijuana) IF CAUGHT YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DROPPED OFF AT THE NEAREST LOCATION.

3. IF RIDING ON THE YELLOW WATER TAXI, WE PREFER NO RED WINE & NO SPRAY TAN SUNSCREEN. Typically ruins the carpet and seats onboard.